If it's Umar's birthday and he wants to celebrate warm weather (hate you, Chicago winter!) with Hollywood Holt, Mic Terror, Mikey, E-SIX, Matt Roan and lots of dancing and drinking, consider this our RSVP.

This event is not for you if the following serves true:

a, you don't like to dance

b, you go to clubs to sip your gin and juice while standing on the wall

c, and if I forgot to mention, you do not like to dance.